G’Day all, here’s another sports related post that’s somewhat topical. Baseball season is currently well underway, and the Boston Red Sox have been kicking the crap out of New York. So basically, everything is right in the world for any Boston sports fan. One of the first things you must know about Boston is the Red Sox are GOD. Never, ever, ever speak ill of them.
There won’t be a bolt of lightening striking you down, it will be a drunk fat guy called “Craig” who doesn’t pronounce his name like the rest of the frickken world. Who the hell calls someone called Craig, “Creg”. Who does that?
Anyways, there’s a few things you can do to buy tickets for a Red Sox game, or any other sports game in particular.
1. Buy a ticket from the Red Sox Booth: Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah.
No.
If you can buy tickets, the cheapest tickets are $25, and they are standing tickets.
2. Stubhub.
This is probably your best bet for getting tickets for any events, as places like this buy tickets for events as soon as they go on sale, so they can sale them to you at double or triple the price. For instance, seats on the Green Monster can cost up to $1000!
3. Social Clubs around Boston.
Sell them at double the price. usually standing tickets. And you have to buy them two months in advance. Not the best way to do it.
4. Scalpers.
I’ve never done this, but you can buy tickets from the guys walking around saying “Selling Tickets.” I have no idea what prices are like, but it’s usually not too much over the price of a ticket usually.
5. Be lucky enough to work with Beth Deaconess and be able to get Red Sox tickets at $5 a game if there are any empty seats:
RD, you are a lucky, lucky, lucky man.
